Monday, February 18, 2008

Driving 101

There are just rules. And I'm not talking about the quiz that you take at the Department of Motor Vehicles. I'm talking about rules of the road. Things you should know if you're gonna drive. Things that you should have to swear on a stack of bibles that you will abide by !!!

1. If its rush hour, be it morning or evening, do NOT drive 25 miles an hour.

2. If you pull out in front of someone, punch it Margaret! If you're in that much of a hurry, then DRIVE!!

3. When the light turns green, GO. Pay attention. Drive. The light only stays green for a certain period of time and those of us about 5 cars back would appreciate getting through the light on the first try.

4. If you're going to change lanes, then DO IT!! Don't keep your blinker on for a mile and S L O W L Y pull over into the next lane. Just change lanes!!

5. When you park, stay between the stinking lines. There are only so many spots in front of our apartment and when you've taken up two of them because you do not have good parking skills, I have to park somewhere else.

6. Quit HONKING!!!


It was a bad commute home. That's all I'm saying.

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